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Sunday, December 13, 2009

Crossing borders- a practical guide

Where to Cross The Border?

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard From Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will Arrested, Prosecuted And Send To Prison And Deported

If You Are A Muslim And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get
-A Ration Card,
-Voter Identity card,
-Passport (1 or more)
-Haj Subsidy,
-Job,
-A Driver's License,
-Job Reservation,
-Special Privileges,
-Credit Cards,
-Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
-Free Education,
-Free Health Care,
-A Lobbyist In New Delhi

And Voting Rights!! – You are a full citizen of the Republic of India , and perhaps can join Politics too.

4 comments:

Azad said...

Very true sir!!
Very true!

krishna said...

THATS TRUE AND WE CANT EXPECT ANYTHING 4M CONGRESS GOVERNMENT SO WE HAVE TO MAKE STRATEGY AND COUNTERATTACK ON THEM .WE HAVE TO GET FIRST POLITICAL POWER TO STOP THIS

सुशान्त सिंहल said...

Enough to prove that our politicians are not the answers to our problems. Rather, they are the problem in themselves.

If we could only change certain things in our democratic and political system, a sea-change can be ensured:

Matriculation shud b the minimum qualification to earn voting rights. A graduate's vote should be counted as 10 votes and a Ph.D.'s vote should be equal to 100 votes of simple matriculates. Once this is done, the politicians would
address themselves to literate while seeking votes. The educated people, who do not go to polls would be more inclined to exercise their right to vote. Only sensible promises would be made by the candidates. Voters won't be selling their votes for Rs.2/-. Instances of distribution of desi tharra (locally made alcohol) to gain votes en masse would be less heard of.

Secondly, only those who can clear the preliminary exam of PCS / IAS should be allowed to fight an election. An IAS / PCS officer has to obey the orders of their political masters so it is only logical that the political master should be atleast as much knowledgeable as his IAS / PCS secretary.

Sushant Singhal

Satish said...

YES!! YOU ARE VERY TRUE!! BUT WHOM TO BLAME. "POLLITICIANS" NO. NO. NOT AT ALL. IT IS THE WE THE PUBLIC WHO ELECT AND SEND THEM TO DO ALL THEESE THINGS AND SPEND OUR TAX MONEY AS THEY LIKE. TO DAY I SAW IN THE NEWS PAPER "ALL THE POLITICIANS RELATIVES CAN TRAVEL FREE IN AIRLINES". ON WHOS COST?? YESTERDAY "KASAB" AGREED THAT HE BLASTED. TO DAY HE IS ARGUING I WAS NOT THERE IN THE SCEANE. WAH WAH!! HAMARA BHARATH MAHAN HAI.